//= $monet ?>
He aha lā! No laila makemake ʻoe e lawe selfies nou iho a i ʻole kāu ipo, e lilo i malihini naʻu. Akā, ʻo ka hana ʻana ma ke kelepona o kāu kumu, he mea ʻino. A pono ʻoe e uku no ka insolence, a ma ke kino - ʻo ia wale nō kāna mea e kali nei! A e haʻi aku wau iā ʻoe, ʻaʻole hoihoi ʻo ia i kāna mau māka. He mea nui i nā ʻīlio e like me ia ke hoʻomākeʻaka i kāna kumu i hiki ai iā lākou ke kaena aku i kā lākou mau hoaaloha. A laila e hoʻomāʻewaʻewa i kāna dick. Ma ka liʻiliʻi loa, he dick nui kēia.
Hauʻoli loa
ʻo wai kou inoa?
He aha ke kani o kēia wikiō, ʻo wai ka mea pena?
ʻEhia ka nui o kāu dick?
Maikaʻi kēlā.
Nā wikiō pili
Auē, he mea kūʻai pōloli ʻo ia. Ua kauoha ʻo ia i ʻelua pizzas me ʻelua mau kāne lawe. ʻAʻole lawa ka negro iā ia.