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¶ ʻAe, ʻae, ua pau wau ¶
Aia kekahi poʻe kūpono? A i ʻole lākou a pau i ka haunaele?
Ma kēia hihia, ʻoiaʻiʻo ka ʻōlelo - makemake ʻoe e hele i kahi kaʻa e like me ka uku no kāu huakaʻi. A ʻaʻole ia e pili ana i ke kālā, no ka mea ʻaʻole makemake nā hitchhikers e uku kālā - pono, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i uku. Ua hoʻohui ka mea hoʻokele i ka ʻoihana me ka leʻaleʻa: ua loaʻa iā ia kahi hui no ke alanui, a i ka hana ʻana pēlā, ua hoʻolei ʻo ia i kona ʻeha. ʻOiai, no ka poʻe i nānā iā ia a hiki i ka hopena, ʻike maopopo ʻia ua hoʻopunipuni wale ke kaikamahine. Malia paha e aʻo ʻo ia iā ia e uku no nā lawelawe āna e hoʻohana ai, ma mua o ka hoʻāʻo ʻana e loaʻa nā uku manuahi ma nā wahi āpau!
Maikaʻi ka hoʻokolokolo 'ana ma ke ala o kona lele 'ana ma luna o ia mea, 'aʻole ia ka manawa mua, no laila, ua maoli oluolu ka manaʻo, ua holo ia ma luna o kona dick kaikunāne oh pehea maikaʻi, jerked i ka mea e pono ai.
Aloha au i ka ʻulaʻula, he ʻano ʻano, he ahi.
Ua mahalo mau au i nā kaikamāhine makaʻu ʻole i ka moekolohe. Ua loaʻa iā ia he pūʻulu kāne a hauʻoli nui. ʻO ka mahalo a me ka mahalo i nā kaikamāhine e like me ia.
ʻO ia kaʻu makemake e pili ana i kēia hōkū, he uʻi ʻo ia, me nā umauma maikaʻi a me ka puʻu maʻemaʻe. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike ua kāhiko maikaʻi ʻo ia a mahalo i nā mea kūʻai aku ʻaʻole wale no ke kālā. Inā male ʻoe i ka moa e like me ia, e lilo ʻoe i dumpling i loko o ka ʻaila ʻawaʻawa! Hanai mau a lawelawe. ʻO ka moa e like me ia e mālama iā ia iho, e noho i ka meaʻai, ʻaʻohe kālā i mālama ʻia no kāna mālama. Omo i ka protein ma ka hana a ua māʻona! A aloha ʻo ia i kāna kāne no nā mea a pau!
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